My wife sent me these last year. I don’t know the original source because they are all over the Internet. If you know the source, please comment.
I hope you can use a few of them on your sweetheart next week!
Do you have a Band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
Wouldn’t we look cute together on a wedding cake?
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Be unique and different: just say yes.
Do you have any Visine so I can get a clear view of our future together?
I’m out of good raisins. How about a date?
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m _____________
You must be an astronomer because I see stars in your eyes.
Did you get a parking ticket cause you have “fine” written all over you.
Excuse me, you just dropped something . . . . my jaw!
Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
Can you give me directions… to your heart?
You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
You’ve got to be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.
My Liahona pointed to you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
I wish I was a Facebook status so you could like me.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
I don’t know how you got through security cause you’re the bomb.
If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Were you just smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?
You make me so nervous, I’ve forgotten all my other pick-up lines.